I'm voting because...

I am not one to post political ramblings but this just made me laugh...

"I'm voting Democrat because like most Americans I trust lawyers more
than anyone else; I think only lawyers should run the government, and
all the Democrat Leaders are lawyers: Barack Obama, Michelle Obama,
Joe Biden, John Edwards, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senate Leader
Harry Reid, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and John Kerry, to name
just a few. (Al Gore dropped out of Law School, so I don't trust him
as much, except on Global Warming.)

I'm voting Democrat because the Democrats support the trial lawyers
and I think this country needs more lawsuits and less tort reform. And
I don't believe the trial lawyers' contributions have a thing to do
with it.

I'm voting Democrat because Congress has done such a wonderful job
under Democrat leadership the last two years, that I want a lot more
of the same.

I'm voting Democrat because I want to get my health care from the same
competent, efficient, cost-effective, customer-service-focused folks
who run the US Post Office, the Pentagon, FEMA and the state Registry
of Motor Vehicles.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.

I'm voting Democrat because Sen. Obama has promised to cut the taxes
of 95% of the people, including the 30% who don't pay taxes.

I'm voting Democrat because Sen. Obama has promised to take away the
secret ballot in union elections, and I think the union bosses should
know if a workingman or woman is with them, or against them.

I'm voting Democrat because Sen. Obama has over three years experience
in the Federal Government, and "Hope" is a great strategy.

I'm voting Democrat because Sen. Obama voted "present" instead of
"yes" or "no" over 120 times in the Illinois State Senate, and I think
we need a decisive president.

I'm voting Democrat because I think that drilling for American oil is
foolish, when we can buy oil from the Middle East.

I'm voting Democrat because I think windmills (except off Hyannis) are
a better answer to reliable, clean energy than Nuclear Energy.

I'm voting Democrat because I don't think we give enough to other
countries in foreign aid.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm for putting up barriers to free trade,
as they did in 1930 with the Smoot-Hawley bill. That made things much
better then.

I'm voting Democrat because I miss the high unemployment, inflation
and interest rates of the Jimmy Carter years.

I'm voting Democrat because parents shouldn't get to choose the school
their kids go to. Parents should leave their children's education to
the teachers and stay out of it.

I'm voting Democrat because I think this is the perfect time to raise
the Capital Gains tax and drive investment money out of the stock
market.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon
of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would, and I want to spread my
wealth around to those who earn less-or nothing.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because, when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that
the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're
good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about restoring partial
birth abortions so long as we keep all death row murderers alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that small businesses should not
be allowed to make a profit. They need to break even and give the rest
away to the government for redistribution to people who didn't start
businesses.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the law is what judges say it
is, and not what legislators say -- or the constitution."




Only 6 days until the Presidential Election, so if you aren't Early Voting please remember to go out and VOTE on the 4th.
As always, Go McCain - Palin!!!!

Martha Stewart Tip-of-the-Day: Take a few minutes to open, read, and sort mail as soon as you bring it inside. Keep a trash bin near your sorting area for junk mail. Drop other mail into one of four in-boxes: personal correspondence, bills, catalogs, and filing.